AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered Free Download (v1.1)

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered Direct Download:

AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered as a guerilla artist in the floating metropolis of Boston High, you skydive and broadcast videos. It’s your mission to jump off buildings, cause trouble, and elude capture by law enforcement. This platformer is unlike any other. Forget about adventures involving trampling mushrooms and side-scrolling heroines. AAAAaAaaAAAaAAAAA!!! The sole objective of Remastered is to keep you from splattering on the sidewalk below as you descend through a vividly depicted skyscraper at a heart-pounding pace. Learn how to execute a controlled fall as you smash through office windows, bounce off neon signs, and struggle with hanging cables in an attempt to pause your descent. Not only is reaching the bottom important, but so is looking nice while doing so.

Perform audacious tricks, combine dangerous movements, and get points for your graceful acrobatics—all the while hoping you don’t turn into a human pancake. The skyscraper’s floors each offer a different maze of office supplies and quirky architecture. Anything is possible when you’re trying to defy gravity. You may swing across precariously positioned filing cabinets, jump from broken coffee makers, and utilize inflatable ducks as makeshift parachutes. Your surroundings are your oyster (or, more appropriately, your splat pad), and discovering every crevice will reveal amusing, physics-defying surprises as well as hidden secrets.

Features and System Requirements:

• Leap from mile-high skyscrapers.
• Kiss the sides of buildings with your mouth.
• There’s, like, a parade with giant balloon floats on one level, and you can smack into them, ruining everything, just to be a jerk.
• Also, there’s a level with a giant 4-story cake that you can topple over hapless spectators.
• We’re experimenting with a thing where you’re also able to break the city’s wastewater storage systems, but you’d kinda have to be a double jerk to do it.
• Over 0 levels included in the full game!
• 0 weapons, unless you count the spray paint you use to tag windows.
• Unique, challenging, and other meaningless adjectives that every game uses to describe themselves.
• How many bullet points do you want, buddy?
• ‘Cause here’s another one.

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