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You’re a 12 year old gamer in the 90’s. You snuck your Mom’s forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he’s eating your precious game from the inside out. Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus. But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even…. fall in love? Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.

Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it’s got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff. With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.

Features and System Requirements:

• Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets.
• Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies.
• Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.